Best Lay (over) Evers

Thinking of going on a holiday anywhere?

Get Carlene Gillie of Hyde Park Flight Centre to sort it out for you. This woman works magic.

Our flight was changed so that we ended up having an 8 hour lay over in Kuala Lumpur. No skin off our nose, we just figured we`d do some shopping. But our fab travel agent was having none of that.

She arranged a voucher for us to have a hotel room to relax in. We immediately started thinking of formula 1 type deal, you know the ones that come with a free herpes shot on departure. But boy were we wrong.

A concierce met us off the plane, put us on one of those buggie things you`ve seen douche bags riding around the airport in, and escorted us to the 5 star resort that would be our digs for the next 8 hours. Wall to wall marble, a king size bed that if you found the matress not quite right you could arrange for a different one to be delivered. Personal trainer, spa, lagooesque swimming pool..... lordy lordy it was lovely.

And then for the icing on the cake - A free buffet dinner. And we`re not talking Watermark Hotel here.... the food was devine and the desert tables (yes TABLES) were covered in delectable delicacies and topped off with a five teir chocolate fountain. We gave Australian tourist a bad name that day my friends. nom nom nom nom nom.

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